I've submitted an entry that I think has raised the general tone of the comments. You should do the same.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Winner!
Cakewrecks is having a contest to caption this picture:
I've submitted an entry that I think has raised the general tone of the comments. You should do the same.
I've submitted an entry that I think has raised the general tone of the comments. You should do the same.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Things I Might Worry About If I Were a Robot
- Rust
- Electrical surges
- My place in the singularity
- Bigger, stronger robots
- Robo-AIDS
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Jerks of the Sea: A Reprise
Are Blue Whales Jerks? Yes.
"You should lay off the krill, babe.
You've put on some weight."
Don't ever fall for
Cyanobacteria.
They'll just break your heart.
"Your mesoglea
must be jelly, because jam
don't contract like that."
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Lame Urban Legends
#3
This guy is driving through Alabama and meets these strangers who invite him to go to a party where he gets absolutely hammered and blacks out. He wakes up the next morning completely disoriented and doesn’t know where he is. He has this sharp pain in his lower back and when he cranes his head around he can see a fresh bandage has been taped there. A doctor tells him that last night his kidney was surgically removed. Then a nurse comes in and says that he was lucky he wrecked his car so close to the hospital or he would have died before they could remove his crushed kidney.
Don't drink and drive.
#4
Did you hear that this guy just escaped from the state mental hospital? It's on all the news stations. And, get this, he has a hook (!) for a hand--one of those prosthetic hook-things that can grab and stuff. Guy lost his real hand in Kabul. Pretty sad actually. He has crazybad PTSD. Wanna go make out in the woods?
This guy is driving through Alabama and meets these strangers who invite him to go to a party where he gets absolutely hammered and blacks out. He wakes up the next morning completely disoriented and doesn’t know where he is. He has this sharp pain in his lower back and when he cranes his head around he can see a fresh bandage has been taped there. A doctor tells him that last night his kidney was surgically removed. Then a nurse comes in and says that he was lucky he wrecked his car so close to the hospital or he would have died before they could remove his crushed kidney.
Don't drink and drive.
#4
Did you hear that this guy just escaped from the state mental hospital? It's on all the news stations. And, get this, he has a hook (!) for a hand--one of those prosthetic hook-things that can grab and stuff. Guy lost his real hand in Kabul. Pretty sad actually. He has crazybad PTSD. Wanna go make out in the woods?
Thursday, April 9, 2009
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