Tuesday, March 31, 2009

More Jerks of the Sea: Haiku

Jaws, Jabberjaw, Jaws
II, the Millionaire and his
wife, SeaQuest, this guy:

5 comments:

KITT said...

"Don't Hassle the Hoff"

Is the most stunning memoir

In world history

D said...

Oh, I'll hassle him.
I'll hassle him real good. He
won't know what hit him.

KITT said...

Careful, Hoff hasslin'
Is much like gator wrasslin'
Watch out for the tail

Brian Hurley said...

I printed this exact photo of the Hoff once, using the "poster printing" feature on MS Word, so it came out as 16 sheets that I had to scotch tape together to make a massive, life-sized Hoff. To decorate the room where we were celebrating my Publisher's birthday. This is a true story. Between the bottom-right edge of his orange life preserver thing and the horizon, I drew a little boat with a stick figure inside who was saying, "Niko Pfund, you really float our boat!" I wish that part wasn't true. Someone else drew a tattoo of her name inside a heart on the Hoff's arm, and I realized that was way more clever.

Brian Hurley said...

If this blog doesn't get updated soon, I'm going to start another blog to complain about how this blog is no longer "where the cool kids come to talk shit about the sea creatures they can't fucking stand."