I printed this exact photo of the Hoff once, using the "poster printing" feature on MS Word, so it came out as 16 sheets that I had to scotch tape together to make a massive, life-sized Hoff. To decorate the room where we were celebrating my Publisher's birthday. This is a true story. Between the bottom-right edge of his orange life preserver thing and the horizon, I drew a little boat with a stick figure inside who was saying, "Niko Pfund, you really float our boat!" I wish that part wasn't true. Someone else drew a tattoo of her name inside a heart on the Hoff's arm, and I realized that was way more clever.
If this blog doesn't get updated soon, I'm going to start another blog to complain about how this blog is no longer "where the cool kids come to talk shit about the sea creatures they can't fucking stand."
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"Don't Hassle the Hoff"
Is the most stunning memoir
In world history
Oh, I'll hassle him.
I'll hassle him real good. He
won't know what hit him.
Careful, Hoff hasslin'
Is much like gator wrasslin'
Watch out for the tail
I printed this exact photo of the Hoff once, using the "poster printing" feature on MS Word, so it came out as 16 sheets that I had to scotch tape together to make a massive, life-sized Hoff. To decorate the room where we were celebrating my Publisher's birthday. This is a true story. Between the bottom-right edge of his orange life preserver thing and the horizon, I drew a little boat with a stick figure inside who was saying, "Niko Pfund, you really float our boat!" I wish that part wasn't true. Someone else drew a tattoo of her name inside a heart on the Hoff's arm, and I realized that was way more clever.
If this blog doesn't get updated soon, I'm going to start another blog to complain about how this blog is no longer "where the cool kids come to talk shit about the sea creatures they can't fucking stand."
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